killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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earthnation:

swimchick11606:

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

You really live up to your URL.

watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be swimmin with the fishes u will b sleeping with them

(via kittyclitoris)

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"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

(Source: anderlynn, via theycallmenugget)

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7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: bruh
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